Let's Bribe Saddam

Marty Weiner · Feb 22, 2003

Let\'s Bribe Saddam

A Mitsubishi dealer back east is offering Saddam a new car every year if he disarms.

What do you have to offer this guy to diffuse this situation?

Local radio had many suggestions including a weekend at Neverland with Michael Jackson.

Marty

FC. · Feb 22, 2003

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weekend at Neverland with Michael Jackson

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Now that would be cruel and unusual punishment, don't you think? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Silviron · Feb 22, 2003

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Here is MY final offer:

He gets to live if he goes into exile and NEVER irritates anyone again.

The_LED_Museum · Feb 23, 2003

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I'd just as soon duct tape the bunghole inside a rusty toliet tank and kick the whole mess over the side of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge and laugh as he goes blub blub blub all the way to the bottom. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

**DONOTDELETE** · Feb 23, 2003

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so, Craig, let me make sure I understand your suggestion, you are offering to bribe Saddam with a swimming lesson, or a flying lesson? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

(dude, I tried emailing you, but your server sends it back with some "temporarily over limit" notice..?)

logicnerd411 · Feb 23, 2003

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Here is MY final offer:

He gets to live if he goes into exile and NEVER irritates anyone again.

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Rothrandir · Feb 23, 2003

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Here is MY final offer:

He gets to live if he goes into exile and NEVER irritates anyone again.

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i wish it were that easy...

my offer would be if he disarms, i will make his death slightly less painful.

SilverFox · Feb 23, 2003

Look at this...

Hello Marty,

In order to get him to see the light...

I'd let him watch my TigerLight during my battery run down times. I'd even spring for the additional 9 units so we could keep this going during recharge times.

Tom

Daniel Ramsey · Feb 23, 2003

Re: Look at this...

He leaves or we sic the BUSHMASTER on him...

FC. · Feb 23, 2003

Re: Look at this...

Why did have to post that pic? I strongly dislike our President. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsdown.gif

Marty Weiner · Feb 24, 2003

Re: Look at this...

Daniel, YOU are the man!

NightStorm · Feb 24, 2003

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Daniel Ramsey · Feb 24, 2003

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Honorably it was at GLOCK TALK where I saw it, had to have it! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yellowlaugh.gif

2dogs · Feb 24, 2003

Re: Look at this...

FC don't be too quick to swallow the IAFF line. Make up your own mind on who to support. Stay safe.

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