georget98
Enlightened
Overheard in the outside world (did I post this before?)
At the neighbor's:
[*]Put the batteries in tip-to-tip so they won't run down when you're not using it.
[*]I figure once the bulb burns out it's just the start of trouble so I toss it the whole thing in the trash.
[*]I'm a flashlight freak, I've got them in both cars, one in the basement, and one in the bedroom.
[*]Just shake it a couple times.
[*]My dad told me to keep it in the freezer so it'd always be ready but to keep the batteries warm
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In the hardware store:
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[*]LED flashlights? Sure, this one's got a flashing LED so you can find it in the dark.
[*]$12.00 for a flashlight! What are they nuts? Nobody would ever pay that much.
[*]How about this one. It's sealed so the batteries last forever.
[*]No, they don't make 5 cell lights anymore. They were too powerful.
[*]Mag-Lite? You can only get those at a police store. You've got to show your badge.
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In the police station:
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[*]Sure I killed her, she took the battery out of my Arc AAA LE for her pager!
[*]Send a car over to Elm Park. Someone's running some sort of Hollywood searchlight there.
[*]The shop has $50,000 worth of digital cameras but all the thief took was lithium batteries.
[*]I wish they sold Mag-Lites at the uniform shop. I hate waiting in line at Wal-Mart.
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In the bar:<ul type="square">
[*]My brother-in-law's a cop, he can get one for you, but they're expensive — nearly 20 bucks.
[*]All she gave you for Christmas was a flashlight? So when's the divorce.
[*]The house was dark but I rang the bell anyways and this guy came to the door carrying a flashlight. Funny thing, they had power.
[*]Impossible! If anyone can light that up from here I'll buy the beer for a month.
[*]Some wierdo in front of me set off the metal detector and when they searched him he had 15 flashlights!
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At the neighbor's:
[*]Put the batteries in tip-to-tip so they won't run down when you're not using it.
[*]I figure once the bulb burns out it's just the start of trouble so I toss it the whole thing in the trash.
[*]I'm a flashlight freak, I've got them in both cars, one in the basement, and one in the bedroom.
[*]Just shake it a couple times.
[*]My dad told me to keep it in the freezer so it'd always be ready but to keep the batteries warm
[/list]
In the hardware store:
<ul type="square">
[*]LED flashlights? Sure, this one's got a flashing LED so you can find it in the dark.
[*]$12.00 for a flashlight! What are they nuts? Nobody would ever pay that much.
[*]How about this one. It's sealed so the batteries last forever.
[*]No, they don't make 5 cell lights anymore. They were too powerful.
[*]Mag-Lite? You can only get those at a police store. You've got to show your badge.
[/list]
In the police station:
<ul type="square">
[*]Sure I killed her, she took the battery out of my Arc AAA LE for her pager!
[*]Send a car over to Elm Park. Someone's running some sort of Hollywood searchlight there.
[*]The shop has $50,000 worth of digital cameras but all the thief took was lithium batteries.
[*]I wish they sold Mag-Lites at the uniform shop. I hate waiting in line at Wal-Mart.
[/list]
In the bar:<ul type="square">
[*]My brother-in-law's a cop, he can get one for you, but they're expensive — nearly 20 bucks.
[*]All she gave you for Christmas was a flashlight? So when's the divorce.
[*]The house was dark but I rang the bell anyways and this guy came to the door carrying a flashlight. Funny thing, they had power.
[*]Impossible! If anyone can light that up from here I'll buy the beer for a month.
[*]Some wierdo in front of me set off the metal detector and when they searched him he had 15 flashlights!
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