keithhr
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this traveling salesman is late for a very important sales call, and just as he is driving by the Napa State Mental Hospital in Northern California he gets a flat tire. Irritated, he gets out of his car takes all the lug nuts off the wheel, puts them in the upside down hubcap for safekeeping , goes to the trunk pulls out the spare , puts the spare tire back on the car, reaches back for the hubcap, accidentally tips it over and all the lug nuts spill into the open sewer grate."Oh great he says, now I won't make it to my sales meeting at all". Well, as luck would have it, one of the mental patients, standing on the sidewalk in his bathrobe, says "relax, just take one of your lug nuts off of each of your other wheels, put it on the spare , and it will get you to where your going." The salesman stands up and says," wait a minute, aren't you in this here mental institution?" " the patient says yea, but that's because I'm crazy............ not stupid". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif