There And Back Again, A Flashlights Tale... Well... Story.

Hogokansatsukan

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If you missed the first two...

http://www.candlepowerforums.com/vb/showthread.php?208457-!!STORY-TIME!!-The-Journey-of-Shorty-and-Longman-by-HOGOKANSATSUKAN



http://www.candlepowerforums.com/vb...Around-Danger!&highlight=The+Incredible+torch


There And Back Again, A Flashlights Tale... Well... Story.



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And so Longman and Shorty look out the Holster Hole at the neighbors only to hear cheering and a helicopter.
A helicopter in Flashitown? What kind of story is this?

Enter music.... Susie Q... but the lyrics are a tad different... Imagine the SF (errrr. Special Forces?) lights dancing provocatively.

Oh we'll sue U, oh we'll, sue U
Oh, we'll sue U, what can you do, we'll sue U
We hate the way you flash
We hate the way you dash
We hate the way you flash we hate the way you dash, we'll sue U

Well, PK is through
and John Mathews too
making all the flashaholics blue, but we'll still sue U

Well, so we can't compete
well, kiss my lawyers feet
Well, we can't innovate, baby that's not great, we'll sue U

Oh we'll sue U, oh we'll, sue U
Oh we'll sue U, until we know your through, we'll sue U

Well, you know it's wrong
Damn we hate this song
We know it's wrong and we hate this song, cause we know it's true

Oh we'll sue U, oh we'll, sue U
Oh, we'll sue U, what can you do, we'll sue U


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Cataract

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Been waiting for years now
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I even had started a script of my own, but this is :popcorn:
 

Hogokansatsukan

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And so Longman and Shorty look out the Holster Hole at the neighbors only to hear cheering and a helicopter.
A helicopter in Flashitown? What kind of story is this?

Enter music.... Susie Q... but the lyrics are a tad different... Imagine the SF (errrr. Special Forces?) lights dancing provocatively.

http://www.midiworld.com/download/2732

Oh we'll sue U, oh we'll, sue U
Oh, we'll sue U, what can you do, we'll sue U
We hate the way you flash
We hate the way you dash
We hate the way you flash we hate the way you dash, we'll sue U

Well, PK is through
and John Mathews too
making all the flashaholics blue, but we'll still sue U

Well, so we can't compete
well, kiss my lawyers feet
Well, we can't innovate, baby that's not great, we'll sue U

Oh we'll sue U, oh we'll, sue U
Oh we'll sue U, until we know your through, we'll sue U

Well, you know it's wrong
Damn we hate this song
We know it's wrong and we hate this song, cause we know it's true

Oh we'll sue U, oh we'll, sue U
Oh, we'll sue U, what can you do, we'll sue U

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smflorkey

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They're back, and I'm subscribed. I'll have to show Ariella the boys are in business again. Does this mean you have graduated with many honors, most honorable Hogo?
 

Hogokansatsukan

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They're back, and I'm subscribed. I'll have to show Ariella the boys are in business again. Does this mean you have graduated with many honors, most honorable Hogo?
Not exactly. Last few years have been a real...



And without further ado...

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