Ashlee Simpson is a no-talent *** clown, and I would personally like to thank the fine folks at SNL for helping to expose this to the world. I find the whole thing hilarious.
Sure, she isn't the first to lip synch a live performance, but come on. She insists that this was the first and only time she'd done it, after she made so much fun of other "artists" for doing it in concert. Don't bag on other people for doing it and then blame your BAND (lame!) when something goes wrong. I guess the band excuse didn't work so now she's blaming a bad case of acid reflux. Ashlee and her sleazy manager dad are both full of it, as far as I am concerned. If reflux really did cause her problems (which I seriously doubt), then she should have just said it in the first place instead of lamely trying to blame her band and everyone else on earth. I have NEVER, EVER heard of someone losing their voice due to reflux. And if her reflux was THAT severe, wouldn't she be on medication like everyone else?
I think if she had laughed the whole thing off and just went on with her regular performance, it wouldn't be an issue -but she handled the whole situation terribly.
Also, I think it was really crummy that her dad had to throw out the names of other performers like Celine Dion while trying to fabricate an excuse for his talentless daughter. Dude, suck it up and go back to the used car lot. (Am I the only one who can't believe this guy used to be a minister? Yuck!)
Anyone who has seen her show on MTV should realize the girl has absolutely zero talent. She couldn't write, she couldn't sing - her entire show was nothing but her whining and her dad running around acting like a sleazy manager. Every time she'd try to record something, it would be nothing but take after take of her singing crappy, then trying again, singing crappy, trying again. Oh and then more whining when someone higher up told her it stank. We tried watching a few episodes and neither one of us could figure out how in the hell she had gotten her own show!
On a final note, this was from an interview with Katie Couric. It just cracked me up:
Couric: Before we go, where did you get the little hoe-down moves?
Simpson: I don't know. From Texas.
I guess I'd better learn how to hoe-down, being in Texas and all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif