this is going to hurt you more than it did me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I keep one blade on the swiss army knife with many tools sharp, and it is ALWAYS with me. I had just rescentally cleaned it up , so i pulled out the butchers knife straightener/sharpener and stroked the blade back to nice and sharp, the one that is normally dull. then put it back away.
later that night i was trying to PRY a battery pack apart Grrrr, Pry , grrrr , and ya know i dont NEED a locking blade, after all i didnt NEED to stab anybody with a knife.
i was pressing down, harder and harder, the parts i was seperating were just about to come loose, when instead the blade came loose WHAM, and the full force i was applying to it, CLOSED the blade, with one minor problem, my flipping finger was still in there /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
i was sooo freaked out, why couldnt i seperate the darn battery pack, oh wait, i mean what is all that blood comming from.
ohh is that the bone down there? its all white amongst the red, thats cool, as the pool of crimson tide blocked my view.
darn went right through the top of my finger slicing the tendon in half, the meat of the tendon retracts back under the skin as the pain slowly arrived.
i was going to need a needle and some forceps fast if i was going to recover this mess /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
went to the hospital, and got to iodine my own cut, umm whats that scrub brush for? you dont expect me to ,,, ohhh that was going to hurt, had to make sure none of that cheap blade was stuck in there , before they sealed it up. scrub scrub scrub, oh hey there is that bone again, dont get a chance to see that very . . oh no, i am feeling woosy, oh great, hack myself up , have to pour painfull chemicals into the wound, and scrape over it with a brush, and now i am going to fall into the sink of my own blood head first , cause i cant stand up.
Hey nurse are you watching, i am going DOWN, by by, helllooo is any body. ohh good, dont need stitches on the head too, i recover, and the pain comes back again.
stuff this! its CLEAN ok, somebody put some zig-zags in this thing so i can go home.
after a completly useless topical skin NUMBer , they manage to grab the meat from under the skin, and draw it out far enough to send a needle through it. i could feel the tendon pulling on the next joint like never before.
they sew pulled the meat back together (ahh gee i coulda done that) , and then sewed the skin up.
1 month later, i found out they used that Nylon fishing wire , instead of catgut, the skin stich of course comes out easy, but the meat one is stuck under the skin as a seperate ties.
so for 2-3 months fishing line was being extracted by my body, through the top of the skin, like a evil plastic thin worm, the tip of it would pop out, and as i pulled it i could feel it all wrinkled under the skin, my bod pushed each stitch over the top of the meat, and it was stuck under the skin, till the tip popped out, and i could grab it and slowly pull it out. a few week later another one breaks the skin, ready for removal.
the moral of the story, locking blades HAVE real value, even if your not planning on sticking them in other humans. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif and good quality blades that dont leave pieces of metal lodged into you are easier to clean up after.
as for DULL vs Sharp, i am still undecided on that.
oh the battery pack, came right apart after i got back, , , could be the Mallot helped it a bit /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif