Some guesses from others:
</font><ul type="square">[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It looks like a pressure cooker explosion!!!! If this involves beans this can be very painful!</font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Overcooked creamed potatoes </font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I would believe the mess was from forgetting about a pot of sauce on the burner and letting it boil for about an hour all over the place. It looks like something that happened to me once.</font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Exploding spaghetti sauce? </font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Was Someone making Preserves? (Oh, Preserve us all....) </font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">100% positive that the culprit is some tomato product or sauce, maybe even a pasta dish like ravioli. I had a similar mess when I made ravioli from scratch and the ravioli grew as big as my head and the tomato sauce exploded everywhere. </font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Exploding eggs?
Once I left 3-4 eggs in boiling water to hardboil, intending to return in a few minutes. Got caught up in something and came back 30-40 minutes later...after hearing a large bang from the kitchen. Apparently the water eventually boiled away, eggs got hotter and hotter, and eventually flew up into the air and *exploded*. There was egg *everywhere*, ceiling, floor, walls, cupboards, kitchen table, windows.... Gulp. </font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Jason Polack caused this mess? A neat freak that went crazy? Someone who's wife is a bad cook? So he tried? </font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">On examination of the scene of the mess I have come to the conclusion it was clowns or killer clowns from outer space as there is a pie probably the custard cream type so often used by clowns to get laughter or as by the before mentioned killer clowns from outer space to stun there victims. The stains on the wall are tomato sauce and blood the tomato sauce is from a true gourmet. </font>[/list]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Mystery to be revealed tomorrow.