Carrot, we both have problems with people from our generation
"0mg li3k stufuu lol0m n00b ur li3k a losah wie u typ lik dat itz dum 4 ew l0lodjagojdaogjdfgj" - Thats the "smarter" kids at my school, the "average" ones look like they took their head and smashed it right into the keyboard, then rolled their head on the board untill the keys popped off and all their hairgel caused the membrane contacts in their keyboard to corrode and register as being held down, causing a long "AS%IUJSHDSI%I$#@(Y_IRW0gufjoipajdgpk pdakpsa SAUSAFJISAJFASDFSAF%)($W6-54w960943205942hd" which somehow can be read between two peers and understood (Amazing! I can't belive how they do it.)
Note - I've been typing like I've always been on CPF since I was 4 and got access to a Macintosh Quadra 650, before that it was a nice Atari Mega ST2 workstation. I pride myself on proper english with 150 WPM of raw speed, roasting brains of childern (While they prefer to be addressed as teenagers, their intelligence makes them look as if they're still in kindergarden) with a pure wall of text. This microagraph was completed in 45 seconds or so, however thats with delays from me thinking, and doing anything else at the moment.