Chrontius
Flashlight Enthusiast
When a lovely young lady asks, "Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Then I tell her "it's a flashlight," pull it out and start showing it off. They always walk off at that point for some reason.
The proper answer is "Yes. "
Um... occasionally sprawling on a couch with a Z2 in a concealment holster gets uncomfortable?