edpmis02
Enlightened
Flashlights won't chop you up in little pieces or sue you for your last dime if you decide to "upgrade" to a newer model.
Lol. That's usually what I do. When I'm home alone, the lights are usually turned off, and I navigate the house with a flashlight. Just waiting for the day a police officer knocks on my door, thinking I'm a burglar! Then I'll have to show him my collection, and electric bill.
~Brian
Why do you think people are so interested in flashlights, to the point of doing LOTS of research and making it a significant hobby(like us)?:thinking:
I was in a huge attic once FAR away from the entrance hole when the bulb blew. Pitch blackness most of the way back to the hole. Not fun.
Jack
Quoted for truth.At a basic level a light is just a tool. The big difference is that as a tool your light makes it possible to use all of your other tools in the dark. That makes it an uber-tool.
People into flashlights are doers of things.
The hobby won't go away, it will just move up-market as the vulgar masses gain access to all the cheap, just-good-enough lights they could ever want. Hence why it's good to have multiple hobbies. Between my interests in bicycling, remote control cars, sustainable technology, and computer programming, I should remain sufficiently entertained for at least the next couple decades.Yes, power LED flashlights are an exciting hobby now, these days, and manufacturers are young (eagletac and 4sevens are ~4years old, Fenix being the oldest noteworthy with 6years of market presence). Soon enough we'll see a consolidation on the market (byebye Rofis, Lumapower, Skilhunt and Bronte), a decrease in prices, and lots of former flashaholics moving on and dropping this hobby.
The Flashaholic Apocalypse won't be caused by cheap lights. It will be caused by the statistical inevitability that someday all the Li-Ion batteries in the world will fail catastrophically at the same instant. Woe be unto the unfortunate souls who haven't invested in super-strong titanium lights when that happens.Due to observations 1 through 4 it's difficult to imagine the Flashoholic Apocalypse presented by Shlem. I have tried and tried to get people to see the value of carrying a flashlight or knife but very few have seen the benefit, even when the cost was essentially zero. The same people I have gifted Mini-Mags and Swiss Army knifes to will call me "McGyver" DECADES after I've set them up with their own when I'm able to solve a problem with a simple tool that isn't in my drawer at home.
For me, the odd thing is, while I can entertain myself for a couple days at a time admiring all the fancy knives in the latest Boker catalog, or the fancy tools in the latest Garrett Wade catalog, or the fancy bikes in the latest Bicycling magazine, or the fancy pens in the latest Levenger catalog...only flashlights have I actually collected. Virtually everything else that costs a significant amount of money I only buy if I can think of a legitimate use ahead of time, even if thinking about all the available options fascinates me endlessly. For some reason, I'm not content until I own the flashlights that appeal to me, even if I know they'll sit around....the desire not to be left in the dark might make us have not one torch, but two. Then you get interested in the wide variety available, buy a couple more and BANG! You're hooked.
I've been trying to restrain this for the sake of not going bankrupt. Thus far the best I've been able to manage is to sell lights I don't appreciate as much as I thought I would, which is at least better then hoarding them in stacks of boxes in my closets and hallways.Finally the only thing that makes you happy is not just owning these fantastic devices, but in purchasing new ones.
I just use pliers.Anyway, over to my collection of nasal hair clippers...
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Anyway, over to my collection of nasal hair clippers...
Someone needs to invent a self-destruct mode for flashlights so they can serve both of these purposes at the same time. If they can make it emit a high-pitched whine as it prepares to detonate, like a Star Trek phaser, so much the better.They can explode
They can help you defend yourself