Point taken about today's cars lasting longer and having fewer maintenance intervals. But many of the possible (electronic) points of failure are unnecessary, often added because of government mandate.
So any part that's there by government mandate is unnecessary? OK, let's delete those items off the car.
Emissions controls. Every single one of them is there by government mandate, so obviously unnecessary. We're going back to the chunky-style toxic air of the 1960s, only it will be much worse because there are so many more cars driven so many more miles. And maybe we're going back to leaded gas, too? That was phased out by (yepper!) government mandate.
Seat belts, air bags, side impact guard beams, head restraints, safety hood and door latches, safety glass, collapsible steering column, double-circuit brake master cylinder, brake system and tires capable enough to pass specified performance tests, bumpers that are more than just ornaments, the horn, the fire-retardant interior materials and the leakproof-when-hit-in-a-crash fuel system, and all three mirrors -- maybe you can kinda use the vanity mirror in your sunshade to see back there, if you have one; that one isn't there by government mandate. Guess you'll just have to try your luck every time you're in traffic, so better kiss your wife and kids goodbye
twice every morning, just in case.
Speaking of kids, you'd better keep a much more careful eye on them, because we'll be going back to the kind of power window switch that made it easy for kids to choke themselves to death or decapitate themselves. That assumes they live to be old enough to play with the switches, because
effective child seats also exist because of (drumroll, please?) government mandate.
Everything that makes the car harder to steal is going away, too, unless your particular automaker was feeling charitable or you decided to pay extra for that stuff, so you'll just have to try your luck on that, too, every time you walk away from the car.
Non-glare surfaces in the driver's field of view -- no more! Just hold up your hand. Or don't bother; it's not like you'll have any speedometer to glance at unless the automaker chooses of their own volition to install one. If they do, it won't necessarily indicate anything useful, because the speedometer accuracy requirements are a matter of (envelope, please?) government mandate.
You'll have to really be on the ball if you're driving an unfamiliar car, because shift sequences will no longer be standardized by (survey says?) government mandate. Maybe it'll be PRNDL, maybe it'll be PNDLR, maybe it'll be PDNRL; how lucky do you feel?
Windshield wipers and defoggers that clear most of the windshield within a specified short time? Not any more! You'll take whatever useless minimal-cost items the automaker chooses to give you,
if they choose to give you any, and you'll like it.
The car will not necessarily be equipped with any headlamps, brake lights, turn signals, side marker lights, or backup lights. While you're busy testing your luck even more in traffic, you'll have to roll down the window and use hand signals. That'll help with the defogging, anyway, and if you catch a cold...well...you can comfort yourself by remembering that there aren't any nasty, unnecessary government-mandated parts on your car.
Now: please go check in the back of your coat closet and see if you can find your thinking cap; it misses you!
