Wildcat
Enlightened
Can I put this in The Cafe? If not, please delete with my apologies.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman, other than his wife, naked and that he must commit suicide if he does. So, this Saturday at 4:00 p.m. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that they are not Taliban and to show support for all American women.
And, since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side (if you are a man) is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.
The American Government appreciates your effort to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman, other than his wife, naked and that he must commit suicide if he does. So, this Saturday at 4:00 p.m. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that they are not Taliban and to show support for all American women.
And, since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side (if you are a man) is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.
The American Government appreciates your effort to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.