"But Officer, I couldn't have been going 120 MPH".

Scythe_rr

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Just to lighten the mood in this thread, I'd like to say that the Italians have us all beat!:laughing:

Lamborghini_Gallardo_Italian_Police.jpg
 

cobb

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I was in the DARE program. I think I learned more about drugs than from anywhere else. Then again, I am the kid who didnt know swear words or the other things young people ask each other.

Still, I wasnt interested in drugs of that type. Ive drinked beer, smoked for a few years and taken pain killers up to 13 of them for my condition til I turned to STEROIDS and protein supplements. I am off it all now. Still the Italians have a nice police car, but I bet the Germans can out do them.
 

TedTheLed

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yeah and you should see all 6 of em driving aound in that car !
and now, lighter yet;

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the back – wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly.

Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

Then the officer says; "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem quite shaken and they haven't said a word this whole time..."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
 
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