A Grandfather is talking to his grandson "You know in the good old days, you could go to a store with a quarter, and get a loaf of bread,a dozen eggs, a watermelon,and a brand new bike.But today, you can't do that, nope,…………………………………there's just way to many surveillance cameras.
A man telephoned the airline office and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?" The clerk said, "Just a minute…" "Thank you," the man said and hung up.
A man walked into a lawyers office and asked about the fee. The lawyer responded" it's 50$ for 3 questions," "isn't that a lot asked the man" " yes" responded the lawyer……………."and whats your third question?"
Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it's too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it's too lame.
I overheard a father yelling at his toddler who refused to sit still in the shopping cart "If you fall down and break your leg don't come running to me."