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Flashlight Enthusiast
"Tonight the patience consists in sitting cross-legged on Jenny and blinking my little flashlight whenever a single headlight goes by on the other side of the road; the amusement in the fact that this flashlight will throw a beam of light as wide as a strand of spaghetti the distance of a fairly urgent **** for about as long as it takes to say, "That'll teach you to buy a 49c Japanese flashlight, you damn fool," twice. I suspect that the light it produces doesn't even travel with the speed of light. It'd be a great flashlight for a spy who didn't really want to know anything" - Stranded on a Scooter 7 miles West of Vegas on US 91, Peter S. Beagle, "I See By My Outfit", 1964
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