Flashaholic Pickup Lines/Compliments

[Hooked on Fenix]

With many here posting about getting in trouble with their significant others or girlfriend/boyfriend for flashlight purchases, I thought we could come up with some flashaholic compliments to smooth things over or pickup lines for those of us who are single to get a date to begin with.

I'll start:
You shine like the light of an H.I.D. spotlight.
You are as beautiful as the sunset's colors reflecting off a Surefire Titan.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Both?
You are smokin' hot like a flashlight with a venting lithium battery in it.
You are more precious than a one of a kind custom flashlight.

 

[Fallingwater]

Your thread has broken the nerd-o-meter

This one made me laugh tho:

You are smokin' hot like a flashlight with a venting lithium battery in it

 

[brucec]

My battery is ready to vent hot flames over you.

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

You remind me of a Fenix P3D. You're thin and you don't weigh much, while being strong and about as bright as they come.

 

[brucec]

You overdrive my emitter.

McGizmo McLikes you very McMuch.

 

[Burgess]

Your skin is like a reflector . . . .


an Orange Peel reflector ! ! !


:nana:

_

 

[Big_Ed]

Baby, you look MAG-nificent! Now, that's an INOVAtive, SUREFIRE way to pick up a chick!

 

[Burgess]

Let me twist your clickie !

:naughty:
_

 

[csshih]

NO... PLEASE..........ooohhh earsplittin headache!!

 

[csshih]

ok fine:

You attract my attention more than a tactical bezel to the face.
a solarforce one.

 

[LEDcandle]

" Hey baby, would you like to play with my flashlight tonight? "

Not too nerdy and quite a typical context

 

[Big_Ed]

Ok, these are really corny, and each one a stretch, but here are a few more.

Don't give me ATTITUDE, give me the LUXury of your company tonight.

I will be forEVEREADY for your love.

You're at the PEAK of beauty.

You can PAK-LITE for our date to FENIX. We'll walk down by the RIVER-ROCK my world. It'll be a real ENERGIZER for us both.

Well, with pick up lines like these, if she says no, at least maybe she'll laugh! And maybe I'll be BRIGHTER next time!

 

[Illum]

oo:... :thinking:

 

[csshih]

Ok..the headache is back.

 

[brucec]

Ok..the headache is back.

Hey, but I guess if any of these work, you're golden!

 

[Monocrom]

Hey, but I guess if any of these work, you're golden!

By "work," do you mean getting a date; or getting slapped across the face?

 

[brucec]

By "work," do you mean getting a date; or getting slapped across the face?

I think I mean getting a date, or at least some kind of understanding of the joke. Anyway, like most things, I don't know what I'm talking about. :shakehead

 

[B@rt]

Since the only place this thread is going is here

I'm closing it.