I See Why It Is Called A Torch

[AlphaZen]

I was at a 4th of July party tonight and a girl, in all seriousness, tried to light a cigarette off the end of my Quark Mini AA as I used it to help a friend unwrap some fireworks. She kept trying and it took both of us laughing for quite a bit for her to realize what she was doing. :hahaha:

 

[shiboleth]

Did she then look for a guy who's torch would?:nana:

 

[Sgt. LED]

Been drinkin' some eh?

 

[kramer5150]

... I was thinking excess carbon monoxide from the gunpowder smoke.

 

[Fichtenelch]

everyone should carry an incan firestarter

 

[AlphaZen]

Been drinkin' some eh?

Yeah, I think she was a little :drunk:

 

[Flying Turtle]

Obviously she was not the brightest light at that party.

Geoff

 

[Larbo]

Obviously she was not the brightest light at that party.

Geoff

 

[CaNo]

:shakehead

 

[Stress_Test]

Was it a Warm Mini?? Maybe in her drunken stupor she thought you were using a lighter of some sort. If it was a cool tint, then that's really weird!

I'm thinking she'd been smoking something a little stronger than a cigarette!

 

[AlphaZen]

Was it a Warm Mini?? Maybe in her drunken stupor she thought you were using a lighter of some sort. If it was a cool tint, then that's really weird!

I'm thinking she'd been smoking something a little stronger than a cigarette!

It was a regular tint Mini and she definitely thought I was using a lighter. Maybe she was smoking something else, because she tried for quite a bit to get that thing lit. It really was priceless.

 

[AussieRanga]

I'm thinking she'd been smoking something a little stronger than a cigarette!

Since I've never done that, nor have I heard of something so retarded, I'm guessing she wasn't and that you've not either.

Pills or some hallucinogen I'd say.

 

[Stress_Test]

Since I've never done that, nor have I heard of something so retarded, I'm guessing she wasn't and that you've not either.

Pills or some hallucinogen I'd say.

Yeah I've got no experience from the using end, but I've heard that pot can make you do some pretty stupid stuff... and we can probably assume that the girl wasn't all that brilliant to begin with.

Somebody 'round here has a sig quote that says "never underestimate the power of human stupidity!"

I think that applies here too! :shakehead

 

[LumensMaximus]

photos please...

 

[AlphaZen]

photos please...

I wish I had one. That would be classic!

 

[defloyd77]

Sounds like the making of a Bill Engvall joke. Here's your sign :fail: