My neighbor the klepto may have it.
It may be the one he said someone left on the seat of their car and when he checked it out and found it loaded with old alkaleak batteries he decided to rescue it.
Right now it's probably travelling down an interstate highway being flicked off and on repeatedly by the hooker he just picked up at a truck stop while he drives a semi coast to coast delivering frozen chicken wings to pizza huts.
Or it may be getting used by a DEA agent who confiscated his rig when drug sniffer dogs detected all the cocaine the Mexican drug cartel makes him mule across the border when he brings in frozen taco shells to Taco Bells.
Either that or it's in the last place you left it.
That's what I'd put my money on.