Today's A Special Day For Saddam

[Marty Weiner]

Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

I hear that today is Saddam Houssin's birthday. What would you get for the geezer that has everything?

Marty

 

[BC0311]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

A slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a swimming pool of rubbing alcohol. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Topper]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

If you send him over I will think of something /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xyxgun.gif
Topper

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

A bottle of nice, honey-scented bubble bath. Really.
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Followed the next day by a colony of africanized bees... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin07.gif

 

[Clifton Arnold]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

send him to the kurds to judge him.

 

[Sub_Umbra]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

A Texas Cage Death Match with Janet Reno.

However it goes, it's a win, win situation.

 

[raggie33]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

a bullet i wont say how ill give it to him though.but i assure you he rather not get it

 

[Marty Weiner]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

I was thinking about a $25 gift certificate to the Law Offices of Mark Garragos (then put a stop payment on the check).

 

[AlphaTea]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

...remember the scene in "Little Nickey" with the pineapple?...

 

[The_LED_Museum]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

Duct-tape him inside a rusty toliet tank and then lob the whole mess off the top of a tall building, or attach lead weights to the tank and throw it over the side of the Juneau-Douglas bridge, where it will go glub, glub, glub all the way down to the bottom of Gastineau Channel with all of the old bowling balls down there.

 

[IlluminatingBikr]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

Shine bright lights at him 24/7, even when he's trying to sleep!

 

[Delta_FHInX]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

I'm sure he'll recieve what he deserves.

 

[Turt]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

Perform a 10,000 paper cuts on his body and dip him in tobasco... wait till he heals and repeat /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Phaserburn]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

The Geezer Who Has Everything? Hmm.

How about a nice Rectal Audit by the IRS?

 

[James S]

Re: Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

i saw we leave him where he is for a while, being tortured with non stop britney spears, and ememem singles over and over and over all night long /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Thats got to be worse than anything else you've mentioned, and it's also legal according to the geneva convention! He'll crack before his countrymen are ready to hold his trial and he'll embrace their death sentence.