How it Feels to Own a Boat

Tombeis

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In another part of the forum, someone asked about a spotlight for his boat.

I found information about a new line of work/spotlights that McCulloch is offering. www.mcCullochmotors.com The lights are expensive, over $300.00.

Which reminded me of a story that a friend of mine who has owned a boat most of his life has on his office wall.

How it Feels to Own a Boat.

Get up a four in the morning. Put on all your clothes. Go to the kitchen. Make a couple of cheese sandwiches. Put on your raingear.Put he cheese sandwiches in the pocket of your raingear. Go to your bathroom, get in the shower and turn on the cold water. While the cold water is running on you, take the cheese sandwiches out of your pocket and eat them. While your eating the sandwiches under the cold shower, every five minutes take a twenty dollar bill out of your wallet and flush it down the toilet.

THAT'S how it feels to own a boat!

I know that is also how it feels to be a flashlight fanatic. Especially if your buying CR123 cells all the time.
 
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