Why surefires are great!!

My family owns a couple of retail stores and we employ lots of teenagers. It's a busy saturday night and i have just finished work and am walking to my car which is few blocks from my store in a large parking lot. All of a sudden i hear from the darkness 'your store sucks" and "screw you."
I grab my surefire 9P and hit the tailcap while aiming it in the general direction. As all of you propably know to the average person the output from a surefire looks like a spotlight. Sure enough, there is a kid kneeling down next to a car about a hundred feet away with a stupid look on his face. The kid pops his head up and i realize it is a kid we had just fired about a week ago! He says "oh crap" and scurries off like a little rat.

The kid thought he was going to smart but instead with the help of a good old surefire i made him look like a moron!!!
HEHEHEHE!

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Max

Well there's Beavis, sooner or later you'll run into Butthead.