An alternative theory of light

Lux Luthor

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...that "light" is nothing more than the absence of darkness, and that it is darkness, not light, which is the fundamental radiative transport mechanism of the universe...

I studied radiation transport theory when I got an M.S. in astrophysics about 12 years ago. This is bullshit.
 

Silviron

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I had a buddy that was talking about the Dark Suckers 20 years ago;

He was rather brilliant in his own way, but I never really figured out if he really believed it or was just putting us on with it.
 

Albany Tom

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It's supposed to be a joke...legendary, actually.

Kinda like in older days when a kid brought a car into the garage, and said the owner told him it had a vacuum leak. The mechanic would look scared and say "do you realize what you just did?! Now there's going to be vacuum all over the place. Who the hell is going to clean this up?". Usually was good for a couple minutes of laughter.
 
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