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Newly Enlightened
Not sure if this is the correct area for this but just had to share it with everyone!
Let me start off by saying "YES" I realize what I did was likely not the most mature way to handle the situation and I likely could/should have been more adult. With that being said I still think its pretty funny!!
Last night my girlfriend and I were driving home from walmart and were at a light which we needed to make a left hand turn at (yes I was in the correct turn lane) and all seemed normal... When the green arrow came up for us the center lane and right turn lane signals were still RED. However some DOUCHE bag in the FAR RIGHT lane decided to turn left... he went in front of the guy in the center lane and cut me off as well... So I naturally beeped my horn and mouthed some choice words (no middle finger yet). My beeping the horn at this guy apparently didn't go over to well in his book so he slammed on his brakes... I of course was at a good distance from him so simply switched to the center lane of the road we were both now on...
While driving down the road he decides to slow down enough to get next to me and tell me what a "stupid fcuk" I was??? huh... so I decide to show him the longest finger on my and and proceeded to call him a "FCUKTARD"... I don't think he took it as a compliment as he pretended to swerve at my vehicle... okay... enough is enough.. so I make several attempts to just avoid him in traffic all which failed...
He still didn't apparently have his fill of RoadRage and wanted to again pull up next to me and start yelling at me... so I had my girlfriend call the police from her cell phone as I did everything I could to avoid him... However it was kind of late at night and the next light was red (almost no other traffic out) where he pulled up right next to my side of the truck and started cursing again... It was at this point I took out the flashlight I keep in my console (JETBEAM Jet-1 Pro = 200+ lumens) and gave him a nice momentary "ON" to the face! lol... he got completely silent for a second as I saw him close then start to rub his eyes... it lasted only for like a second at which point he became even MORE FURIOUS!!...
....however he could be as RAGEFUL as he wanted because coincidentally a trooper approached the intersection and lit him up! lol
I told the trooper my side as well did the other guy... he apparently was drinking and subsequently was arrested... one of the other troopers that showed up and I then spent the next five minutes comparing beamshots from his stinger and my JetBeam!
hahahahahaha
Let me start off by saying "YES" I realize what I did was likely not the most mature way to handle the situation and I likely could/should have been more adult. With that being said I still think its pretty funny!!
Last night my girlfriend and I were driving home from walmart and were at a light which we needed to make a left hand turn at (yes I was in the correct turn lane) and all seemed normal... When the green arrow came up for us the center lane and right turn lane signals were still RED. However some DOUCHE bag in the FAR RIGHT lane decided to turn left... he went in front of the guy in the center lane and cut me off as well... So I naturally beeped my horn and mouthed some choice words (no middle finger yet). My beeping the horn at this guy apparently didn't go over to well in his book so he slammed on his brakes... I of course was at a good distance from him so simply switched to the center lane of the road we were both now on...
While driving down the road he decides to slow down enough to get next to me and tell me what a "stupid fcuk" I was??? huh... so I decide to show him the longest finger on my and and proceeded to call him a "FCUKTARD"... I don't think he took it as a compliment as he pretended to swerve at my vehicle... okay... enough is enough.. so I make several attempts to just avoid him in traffic all which failed...
He still didn't apparently have his fill of RoadRage and wanted to again pull up next to me and start yelling at me... so I had my girlfriend call the police from her cell phone as I did everything I could to avoid him... However it was kind of late at night and the next light was red (almost no other traffic out) where he pulled up right next to my side of the truck and started cursing again... It was at this point I took out the flashlight I keep in my console (JETBEAM Jet-1 Pro = 200+ lumens) and gave him a nice momentary "ON" to the face! lol... he got completely silent for a second as I saw him close then start to rub his eyes... it lasted only for like a second at which point he became even MORE FURIOUS!!...
....however he could be as RAGEFUL as he wanted because coincidentally a trooper approached the intersection and lit him up! lol
I told the trooper my side as well did the other guy... he apparently was drinking and subsequently was arrested... one of the other troopers that showed up and I then spent the next five minutes comparing beamshots from his stinger and my JetBeam!
hahahahahaha
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