Need a silly song

Wits' End

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My daughter corrected me. Though I know the above mentioned song the one she got was.
Her song is better :)
Rusty Chevrolet

'Jingle Bells'



DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO
SLIDING ALL THE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

CHORUS:
RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

I WENT TO THE IGA
TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

(REPEAT CHORUS)

BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY
I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON
IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH

(REPEAT CHORUS)
 

Dantor

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I always thought the "Super Chicken" song was funny, it was a cartoon.
 

chmsam

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"Married With Children" had lots of jokes about Al's old Dodge and at least two entire episodes devoted to it when the odometer rolled over and when it got lost at the car wash (that one was "Get the Dodge Out of Hell").

Chuck Berry wrote a good one about Fords ("Dear Dad").

But a song about Dodges? Don't know of one. "15 Days Under the Hood" works for just about any old car though. The Paladins do a great version. Give that one a try.
 
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