there are some Jokes

[Dougmac]

Yes it's a woman owned bar

 

[Dougmac]

Never ends

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

Yes it's a woman owned bar

They cut out the picture above the next urinal over of a woman with a microscope.

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

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So, who has to pay the fine?

This reminds me of the signs in Arizona saying there was a $50 fine for parking on the railroad tracks.

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Reports are coming in that Mexican robots are storming the southern border to take California's fast food jobs that American robots won't do.

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

A practical joke our oldest played on his brother -

 

[Poppy]

 

[Monocrom]

"Do you live in a Blue state? Want to protect your family at home but can't get a gun, legally? Well, no need to visit Crazy Craig at the crackhouse on Jefferson street, and hope he doesn't rip you off. Now you can get the latest in home security. Guaranteed to keep your family safe or we pay for the funeral expenses."

 

[PhotonWrangler]

"Do you live in a Blue state? Want to protect your family at home but can't get a gun, legally? Well, no need to visit Crazy Craig at the crackhouse on Jefferson street, and hope he doesn't rip you off. Now you can get the latest in home security. Guaranteed to keep your family safe or we pay for the funeral expenses."

Awww, nice kitty. He just wants one of those birdies outside the window.

 

[bykfixer]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

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He used to be so cute, but when everything stopped growing when he hit puberty, all the other boys mocked him. Then he grew up angrier and meaner trying to build the biggest missiles he could, because we all know he was compensating for something.

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]