the_beast
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- Dec 25, 2005
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LowWorm said:Hm...I started thinking what I could possibly ever offer Larry in exchange for one of his awesome lights, and I think I come up woefully short:
1) I have no beer (probably a deal-killer right there), but can make a mouth-watering lasagne or barbequed salmon should Larry ever pop onto my doorstep for dinner. I also make a mean bowl of cold cereal.
2) I can write him a humorous story starring a monkey, a Winnie-the-Pooh incandescent, and 24 slices of American cheese.
3) I can take him on a personalized tour of the Greater Utah area, starting with where I hit the chicken in Driver's Ed. and ending with the government proving grounds where I almost led 10 teenage girl campers to their deaths.
Larry, if any of these even sound remotely tempting, I've just spent 5 very rewarding minutes.
Monica
Dunno what Larry would say (unfortunately I have yet to have any dealing's with the man), but I'm interested in the monkey story...