mudmojo
Newly Enlightened
So here I am backwoods camping in a big park hanging out at about 0400 in the morning all alone by the edge of a quiet freshwater lake.
We had friends over at another campsite situated about a km away from my campsite. Earlier that night, before it got misty, I was using my Mr.Bulk Space Needle II to guide the way as a beacon for my canoeing friends so I'm aware of the angles and distances for spotting, etc.
It was a crisp and absolutely quiet night at this point by 0400 but it was severely clouded over with no stars or light in the sky and the mist was thick over water.
So here I was SN II turned on admiring the fog when about 500 meters away I see two big white dots near the surface of the water which I instantly recognized as potentially being eyes. Those eyes looked to be at least as large as grapefruits from where I was. Maybe it was the aura from the glow though. The SN II lit them up like hitting a stop sign from a distance making them almost light up like a Luxeon shining right into my eyes from that distance... the reflected light was pure white but I guess that's because it was actually the SN II's light coming back at me.
From where I was between clouds of lake mist, I could make out a silhoutte and it scared the crap out of me. It was at least half the length of a 16 ft.long canoe. It had a back. It had a neck!
At first I thought it was a moose but this object travelled across the water at a rate of speed about 15-25 kph in silence and I don't think moose move that quickly in deep water. Didn't see any antlers either?
So now I'm thinking Sturgeon but they are fish and they swim in the water, not on top. They have gills and they don't have necks.
Then I made a scary realization, the parts of the body I saw above the surface of the water (don't think I'd be able to see underwater with an SN II at that distance as it's not exactly in Megaray territory) remained perfectly still while this thing was booking across the top of the lake leading me to think, instantly, that this thing was freaking big whatever it was.
There are no motorboats or any motorized crafts allowed on this lake, besides I can hear a quiet conversation across the lake and this thing was moving silently meaning that it was being propelled underwater by legs, fins, tail, flippers, whatever.
At first, it was moving from my left to my right and now it changes directions and I can see that the space between the eyes grew further apart and the eyes got bigger... WHOA, it was coming at me!
Now I'm not usually one to be afraid but I took a step backwards and up the embankment a bit.
All the while I'm thinking, it may just be following the light not knowing what it is. A reactionary movement if you will towards novel stimuli or maybe a trigger to aggressive territoriallism. I was worried about the developing situation but knowing that this light could blind humans with sunglasses on, I was desperately trying to convince myself that it would knock a nocturnal sea serpent flat onto its tail with its 200+ lumens.
I stood my ground now. It came towards me at an alarming rate of speed, as if picking it up a notch out of curiosity or anger, but stopped shy maybe about 250 meters out. Seemed to come to a near dead stop almost instantly. Then as quickly as it stopped, I saw it pull its head into the water straight down without changing the orientation of its eyes. Another reason for me to believe that it had a head and a distinct neck. It made a loud splash at that point.
I continued to stand my ground.... stunned... it's disappearance was now more frightening than its appearance.
One part of me was hoping that it wouldn't resurface and the other part of me desperately hoping that it would come right up to shore.
After two or three minutes of my taking quick short breaths, it never reappeared. Scratch that fast swimming moose theory as they don't hold their breath or swim underwater right?
Now I was shaking in my sandals and was deathly afraid that this thing was actually intelligent and was coming onto shore from another location to flank me. Maybe I watch too many movies but at that point, I quickly snuck into the tent where I turtled until sunrise.
My friends think I'm nuts now.
I'm going to spend the rest of my life wondering what I saw that night.
Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a bright flashlight...
BTW, this was not fiction. This is a true story in my eyes. And yes, I WAS drinking but not enough to come up with this far fetched story.
Maybe there's a simple explanation out there or maybe this 1000 year old native indian picture is correct after all...
http://www.algonquincanada.com/uploaded_images/IMG_49301-790182.jpg
We had friends over at another campsite situated about a km away from my campsite. Earlier that night, before it got misty, I was using my Mr.Bulk Space Needle II to guide the way as a beacon for my canoeing friends so I'm aware of the angles and distances for spotting, etc.
It was a crisp and absolutely quiet night at this point by 0400 but it was severely clouded over with no stars or light in the sky and the mist was thick over water.
So here I was SN II turned on admiring the fog when about 500 meters away I see two big white dots near the surface of the water which I instantly recognized as potentially being eyes. Those eyes looked to be at least as large as grapefruits from where I was. Maybe it was the aura from the glow though. The SN II lit them up like hitting a stop sign from a distance making them almost light up like a Luxeon shining right into my eyes from that distance... the reflected light was pure white but I guess that's because it was actually the SN II's light coming back at me.
From where I was between clouds of lake mist, I could make out a silhoutte and it scared the crap out of me. It was at least half the length of a 16 ft.long canoe. It had a back. It had a neck!
At first I thought it was a moose but this object travelled across the water at a rate of speed about 15-25 kph in silence and I don't think moose move that quickly in deep water. Didn't see any antlers either?
So now I'm thinking Sturgeon but they are fish and they swim in the water, not on top. They have gills and they don't have necks.
Then I made a scary realization, the parts of the body I saw above the surface of the water (don't think I'd be able to see underwater with an SN II at that distance as it's not exactly in Megaray territory) remained perfectly still while this thing was booking across the top of the lake leading me to think, instantly, that this thing was freaking big whatever it was.
There are no motorboats or any motorized crafts allowed on this lake, besides I can hear a quiet conversation across the lake and this thing was moving silently meaning that it was being propelled underwater by legs, fins, tail, flippers, whatever.
At first, it was moving from my left to my right and now it changes directions and I can see that the space between the eyes grew further apart and the eyes got bigger... WHOA, it was coming at me!
Now I'm not usually one to be afraid but I took a step backwards and up the embankment a bit.
All the while I'm thinking, it may just be following the light not knowing what it is. A reactionary movement if you will towards novel stimuli or maybe a trigger to aggressive territoriallism. I was worried about the developing situation but knowing that this light could blind humans with sunglasses on, I was desperately trying to convince myself that it would knock a nocturnal sea serpent flat onto its tail with its 200+ lumens.
I stood my ground now. It came towards me at an alarming rate of speed, as if picking it up a notch out of curiosity or anger, but stopped shy maybe about 250 meters out. Seemed to come to a near dead stop almost instantly. Then as quickly as it stopped, I saw it pull its head into the water straight down without changing the orientation of its eyes. Another reason for me to believe that it had a head and a distinct neck. It made a loud splash at that point.
I continued to stand my ground.... stunned... it's disappearance was now more frightening than its appearance.
One part of me was hoping that it wouldn't resurface and the other part of me desperately hoping that it would come right up to shore.
After two or three minutes of my taking quick short breaths, it never reappeared. Scratch that fast swimming moose theory as they don't hold their breath or swim underwater right?
Now I was shaking in my sandals and was deathly afraid that this thing was actually intelligent and was coming onto shore from another location to flank me. Maybe I watch too many movies but at that point, I quickly snuck into the tent where I turtled until sunrise.
My friends think I'm nuts now.
I'm going to spend the rest of my life wondering what I saw that night.
Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a bright flashlight...
BTW, this was not fiction. This is a true story in my eyes. And yes, I WAS drinking but not enough to come up with this far fetched story.
Maybe there's a simple explanation out there or maybe this 1000 year old native indian picture is correct after all...
http://www.algonquincanada.com/uploaded_images/IMG_49301-790182.jpg