"Bath Salts" Cannibal story (gory; caution)

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Re: "Bath Salts" hysteria based on ignorance continues to run rampant

Ooo, I love pups. Let me nibble on his nose :)
 

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Nonsence, I think it's all that grease (from all that cooking) dripping down your legs that makes your toes irresistible :)
 

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But who wouldn't want to bite the face off of a pup that cute?

He's not biting her. That's either their version of a French kiss . . . Or, she was nagging him to death, and he realized he has no hands to put over her mouth. Well . . . That's one way to shut her up. :grin2:
 

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He's not biting her. That's either their version of a French kiss . . . Or, she was nagging him to death, and he realized he has no hands to put over her mouth. Well . . . That's one way to shut her up. :grin2:

That last one... :sssh:
 

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He's not biting her. That's either their version of a French kiss . . . Or, she was nagging him to death, and he realized he has no hands to put over her mouth. Well . . . That's one way to shut her up. :grin2:

I had a girlfriend that I used to shut up differently but that's a story for another forum...
 

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Phew, and I was afraid we'd run out of moving targets to practice on...
 

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zombie.jpg
 

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That would be the maximum insult wouldn't it?

Yeah, I can see it now...it walks past you and you turn around and go...but, but, but...
 

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"oh C´MON REALLY, I AM not worth a taste? ..damn man my life SUCKS!"
followed by *sigh* and *gasp*
.."ooh shiny object, what is it?" or it could be "ooh, a cookie. nom-nom-nom."

and the zombie in background would just do a facepalm and walk away.

(this would be definately a worthy scetch in some comedy show)
 

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It would but I don't want to play the part, it would hurt my self esteem
 

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Re: "Bath Salts" Cannibal story, caution gory

just wanted to change thread title back to the rational version..
 
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People in general are quite suggestible. A similar thing happened after "Reefer Madness" came out... All kinds of anti-marijuana propaganda was briefly made real, some people went crazy, enough to make headlines and cement the myth into our culture for generations.
 
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