Dude Dudeson
Enlightened
Last night the dog started barking at something outside - completely normal.
This time she wouldn't stop - not so normal. So I got dressed (hadn't actually heard anything myself yet and obviously nobody had entered the house either, THAT would have had the dog waking up the entire neighborhood) and had a look.
The living room blinds were down, but tilted halfway open so I could see out front without being seen - turned out a group of teenagers were across the street (there are no houses there) giggling and laughing. They weren't being all loud or anything, but loud enough that they couldn't have been breaking into cars, houses, etc - just teenagers goofing off late at night during summer vacation.
So I quieted the dog down and was about to go back to bed when I overheard talk about throwing eggs at cars and houses. At that point I decided to step out the front door and hit them with my light, basically just to let them know they'd been noticed, and with suspicion.
What ensued next eventually had ME giggling - these kids (ages maybe 15 to 17, about 12 of them) instantly (while uttering a few choice expletives) ran off as though I had a chainsaw in one hand and a severed head in the other - and in different directions!
I was a bit surprised and puzzled by their reaction at first - I'd expected them at best to maybe hush up and start walking away, or at worst give me the finger and act somewhat confrontational.
It only took me a few seconds to realize what'd really happened - clearly they all thought I was an off duty cop! There's just really no other logical explanation...
So here it is the next day - a few houses up and down the street did get egged last night, but not a single house within a block of THIS house lol!
As far as I'm concerned my 6P/M60 combo paid for itself right then and there, JUST over the reaction I saw out of those punks last night lol!
This time she wouldn't stop - not so normal. So I got dressed (hadn't actually heard anything myself yet and obviously nobody had entered the house either, THAT would have had the dog waking up the entire neighborhood) and had a look.
The living room blinds were down, but tilted halfway open so I could see out front without being seen - turned out a group of teenagers were across the street (there are no houses there) giggling and laughing. They weren't being all loud or anything, but loud enough that they couldn't have been breaking into cars, houses, etc - just teenagers goofing off late at night during summer vacation.
So I quieted the dog down and was about to go back to bed when I overheard talk about throwing eggs at cars and houses. At that point I decided to step out the front door and hit them with my light, basically just to let them know they'd been noticed, and with suspicion.
What ensued next eventually had ME giggling - these kids (ages maybe 15 to 17, about 12 of them) instantly (while uttering a few choice expletives) ran off as though I had a chainsaw in one hand and a severed head in the other - and in different directions!
I was a bit surprised and puzzled by their reaction at first - I'd expected them at best to maybe hush up and start walking away, or at worst give me the finger and act somewhat confrontational.
It only took me a few seconds to realize what'd really happened - clearly they all thought I was an off duty cop! There's just really no other logical explanation...
So here it is the next day - a few houses up and down the street did get egged last night, but not a single house within a block of THIS house lol!
As far as I'm concerned my 6P/M60 combo paid for itself right then and there, JUST over the reaction I saw out of those punks last night lol!