Willmore
Enlightened
It was suggested that this would be a good forum for this.
Found on http://www.f-16.net/humor/jokes.html which is full of funny pilot/airplane jokes.
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Need a Light?
Scene: Student and instructor are on a dual, night cross country.
Instructor : Turns down the panel lights, "OK, you've just lost your lights, what are you going to do?"
Student pulls out a flashlight.
Student : "I get out my flashlight."
Instructor grabs flashlight.
Instructor : "The batteries are dead, now what are you going to do?"
Student pulls out another flashlight.
Student : "I get out my other flashlight."
Instructor grabs next flashlight.
Instructor : "The bulb is burned out on this one, now what?"
Student pulls out yet a third flashlight.
Student : "I use this flashlight."
Instructor grabs this one too.
Instructor : "ALL your flashlights are dead. Now what?"
Student : "I use this glow stick."
Instructor : "Sighhhhhh, just fly the plane without any lights, OK?"
Found on http://www.f-16.net/humor/jokes.html which is full of funny pilot/airplane jokes.
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Need a Light?
Scene: Student and instructor are on a dual, night cross country.
Instructor : Turns down the panel lights, "OK, you've just lost your lights, what are you going to do?"
Student pulls out a flashlight.
Student : "I get out my flashlight."
Instructor grabs flashlight.
Instructor : "The batteries are dead, now what are you going to do?"
Student pulls out another flashlight.
Student : "I get out my other flashlight."
Instructor grabs next flashlight.
Instructor : "The bulb is burned out on this one, now what?"
Student pulls out yet a third flashlight.
Student : "I use this flashlight."
Instructor grabs this one too.
Instructor : "ALL your flashlights are dead. Now what?"
Student : "I use this glow stick."
Instructor : "Sighhhhhh, just fly the plane without any lights, OK?"
