"Sweep the sunshine off the driveway" you say... I had this Drill Sergeant once...
LOL, reminds me of a story from bootcamp. We had this television in the squad bay the whole time we were in bootcamp. 1st Phase, no one asked about it. We were too busy getting "wore out". But second phase, some yahoo decided to ask the drill instructor if we could watch the TV during that 1 hour break we got just before we hit the rack. The drill instructor looked shocked at the request. So, with a bellow that comes from way deep under the diaphram, the insctuctor asked if we all wanted to watch TV. LOL, we all said YES SIR! Damn it........That drill instructor had us stand at attention in front of our footlockers. These were shin-high boxes that stored all our gear. We then had to place our feet on the footlockers and assume a push-up position. Next, we had to rest on our elbows, with our hands under our chins, like we were watching cartoons on a Saturday morning. Ugh.....every time the instructor yelled out another cartoon, we had to reach out with one hand and change the imaginary station on the imaginary TV. Each time, switching from one hand to the other.
Holy Hell, that sucked. No one ever asked to watch that TV again.