Hey Hubby...

[rscanady]

Hmm my wife is out of town so pretty sure its not her.....she does like wine though ...but I do put the kid to bed and wash dishes....please dont let it be mine, please please please.

 

[AlexGT]

Theres no way to do this so don't even try it.

Look here :lolsign:

http://candlepowerforums.com/vb/search.php?searchid=xxxxxx edited in case "yourwife" finds the forum too. LOL!

 

[vtunderground]

...go do something totally sweet and unexpected for your wife. Chances are she'll be pleasantly surprised and you might even get lucky tonight!

Here are some tangible ideas of nice things you could do:
Any type of massage- foot, back, hand, whatever...
Do the dishes, put the kids to bed, open a bottle of wine...
Tell her that she is beautiful, ask her how her day was, and just listen...
Buy her flowers...
Come home from work early, taker her out to dinner, and arrange for a sitter...
Make her dinner...

I do all of those things, and it still doesn't get me anywhere...

 

[FRANKVZ]

Look here :lolsign:

http://candlepowerforums.com/vb/search.php?searchid=1521653

I've been exposed!! Ban him I say!

 

[AlexGT]

Link edited just in case "YourWife" goes online too.:lolsign:

AlexGT

 

[iced_theater]

Well luckily I'm not yet married, so it can't possibly be my wife. Of course, I'll have to slow down some after I am married, so I gotta play now before it's too late.

 

[Diesel_Bomber]

Hehe, this should be interesting. Glad I already do most of the things on that list(don't have kids, so it's hard to put them to bed).


:buddies:

 

[Delvance]

Hehe, someone's going to get owned...very badly.

Not me, no wife here (yet)!

 

[NewBie]

Busted!


Well, since you are looking, one of the great Christmas presents many guys would be happy with, is called The Beast.

If you look up, you will see the search function, just search for Beast.

Another great gift is a fully wired and functional AN/VSS-1 Searchlight. Use the search function to find it also.

Owning either of these makes it's owner more excited, and they tend to be more erect, strutting around with pride, and a swelled chest.

 

[Radio]

OMG! I think it's MY wife!!! Oh wait.... It can't be, she's too busy out spending all MY money!!! :lolsign:

 

[Tooner]

Dear "Wife"

You know I would love to do some of those things for you. We miss the "old you" also. But we are tired at the end of the day too. We both have such hectic days. And just to be fair, it is a two way street. So how about a little quid pro quo? I don't want much.

Here are some suggestions:

I'll gladly accept a foot massage also.
Surprise me by washing my car.
Dust off that $300.00 mixer and bake something, anything.
Send the kids off to a military academy. They can visit us on holidays.
Give up the ratty sweats and other tattered attire.
Meet me at the door wearing something naughty.

Let's make a deal, start doing the things you did when we were dating, and stop acting like a wife. I'll try to do the same.

"Your loving hubby"

 

[Concept]

Can anyone hear the sound of silence.......

 

[Orbit]

i've been owned....looks like i won't be on here for awhile guys

 

[wasabe64]

Yeesh! Is there no escaping you woman? :hairpull:

 

[Greta]

*snicker*.... I know whose wife it is.... Dude... you're in trouble... :tsk:

 

[LED BriCK]

Hey Sasha,

How 'bout a hint? No real names, you can use a pseudonym thinking: like maybe his CPF handle?)

 

[Rando]

What are you doing right now? Spending endless hours on this forum, spending money you don't have on flashlights and related products, etc. While we wives realize it's important for you to have an outlet and a hobby. Seriously, we miss you!!
So here is my advice to you. Get off the computer and go do something totally sweet and unexpected for your wife. Chances are she'll be pleasantly surprised and you might even get lucky tonight!

Here are some tangible ideas of nice things you could do:
Any type of massage- foot, back, hand, whatever...
Do the dishes, put the kids to bed, open a bottle of wine...
Tell her that she is beautiful, ask her how her day was, and just listen...
Buy her flowers...
Come home from work early, taker her out to dinner, and arrange for a sitter...
Make her dinner...

That includes YOU, my dear husband!!!!

Let's see here:
Foot/back/hand massage: Daily.
Dishes: Semi-regularly.
Kids to bed: N/A
Bottle of wine: Regularly.
Tell her she's beautiful, ask how her day was, just listen: Every day (esp. mornings). We're newlyweds.
Flowers: Every few weeks out of the blue.
Come home early/Dinner: Semi-regularly.
Make her dinner: Rarely, but that's in her best interest.

(Whew. I think I'm safe. Besides, she buys ME flashlights when she goes out somewhere!)

 

[Coop]

(Whew. I think I'm safe. Besides, she buys ME flashlights when she goes out somewhere!)

Now, that's what I call a Keeper!

 

[BigHonu]

Can't be my wife cause I wear the pants in the house!!!!










She just tells me what color to wear....and when I can wear pants....

 

[phatalbert]

Haha! What an awesome thread! My wife openly makes fun of my flashlight habits but she never calls me hubby....SAFE!!!!!