It's great you have an opinion and that you decided to flesh out your opinion to the forum ... so based on reading your post may I be so bold and forward to give you my impression:
- many of your "points" are personal and subjective and you relegate your wording to be very slanted in nature. That's a weakness and you may want to reconsider your vocabulary or at least your assessment skills.
- you have a "box of useless lights". Consider that if a person actually has a "box" of sorts labelled with a negative moniker as a catchment of "lights that do not satsify that person" - does that say something about those lights ... or does it say more about that person? What is your response? I lean towards asking the latter question.
- just to take a quote from you:
The least useful is the new L2D CE I recently purchased. I know everyone's in love with this light, its brightness and throw, and when I received mine a few days ago I too was initially very impressed by those features. However, I was far less impressed by the aesthetics of it, it is, to be frank, just plain ugly, it's too long to carry anywhere except in a bag or in the holster and no use to me since I wear a suit.
Here's a selected statement that is full of holes. "Aesthetics" is the definition of subjective. "Plain ugly" for you is "good looking" to someone else. "Too long to carry anywhere ..." - people carry it around for sure. Just because you have a difficult time making it meet your needs does not make it a failed EDC. An EDC the l2d-ce is not.
You wear a suit. That's nice, don't you think that it's superflous to even make a statement considering you wear suits all the time? It's silly to make such a statement - carry an Orb Raw instead - the lesson here is to use the appropriate tool for the appropriate situation. Here's mine:
"I wear spandex all the time - the l2d-ce is useless to me and is now relegated to my box of useless lights"
- you begin your post with the statement "a crusade for usability" - but after reading your post it sounds more like you're having a hard time satisfying your own expectations - and it's easier to find flaws and comment on them rather than discretely analyze your own flawed system of assessment(?). How about "a crusade to understand myself"?
I could go on .. but it would probably be construed as a personal attack of which i'm absolutely trying not to make it sound like.
What i'm trying to say is this:
personal expectations is a function of that person.
It takes much analytical thought sometimes to separate the person from the function and the product that serves that person/function - in this case flashlights. Lines get crossed, blurred, you get the idea. Sometimes an introspective analysis is needed when expectations are not met.
I try all the time to get my wife to understand that concept ... she's quite stubborn you see.
but let's see what you carry in your pocket after the novelty of the latest toy wears off; which light it is you reach for a dozen times a day.
This is a very insightful statement. It has impact and truth. One thing is for sure, you finished strong on your post.
(personally, I reach for my l2d-ce because it's bright, lasts a long time, I carry it everywhere despite being the size of a cigar because I know it's not an EDC and I can actually find it when I need it, I love using NiMh batteries, I don't wear suits, yes the beam is ringy but I don't whitewall hunt and in everyday use I don't notice it at all, it looks fine even though I prefer my l2p, however, i'm beginning to think the l2d-ce shape is more functional)