Just for some evil fun, lets create the "assault flashlight"

It should spray a ultra fast absorbing and ultra fast acting odourless skin contact super strength laxative. Time from application to end result should be less than thirty seconds.
 
Finish off the job by pushing that skunk fluid spray button you got next to all the other utility buttons :D

Jan
 
Last edited:
Okay, features so far;
Bear spray
laser emitter
Slash Bezel (electrically charged)
UV Laser emitter with taser system
X-ray laser
shaped like a mace
8-10 D-cell length
integral spring-loaded bayonet
G-17 mount
large SV-30 "pointy head"
able to be mortar-launched
400 lumen strobe, 20Hz flash rate
squirts acid
Super-Ninja Tactical
Rabid Bee Launcher
ultrafast skin-absorbent laxative sprayer
Skunk-Juice sprayer
Shark-mountable

i think it's a good start ;)
 
how about having it spray either oil or super glue too
or both
stick them to the floor and make them drop anything they are holding ?


oh and it should be super tactical too (just paint it black and double the price)
and we need a special "operator model" (thats grey with a little ninja painted on the side)
 
macemag_collage.jpg


that picture probably won't be up much longer, as it's hosted on loggy's image site, but should be good for a couple more days.

i was planning on making a long pointed tailcap, but never got around to it...
 
Top