Worst is our Yorkshire Terrier at the unearthly hour of 0800hrs ... I'm retired and shouldn't be awake at that time ... It's almost night-time ... He should have had an extra long Pee the night before.
Second worst is my Wife , if I don't hear the dog ... She (the wife) is not a morning person till much later ... I really mean much , much later.
Third worst is my Wife , if I put too much milk in her tea in the morning when she eventually comes downstairs ... She only has very weak tea and I tell her that the milk actually makes it darker.
Fourth worst is my Wife when I tell her about the milk ... See third worst for more details.
Fifth worst is my Wife when I explain to her that she has never worked and has only stayed at home having children.
Sixth worst is my Wife after I come home after a Friday night out with the boys ... I realise that it is late , but a man has his needs.
Seventh worst is my Wife 'cos on a Friday night the boys all go to an Indian restaurant afterwards for a hot curry and another few beers ... I mean after the few beers not after "a mans needs".
Eighth worst is my Wife on a Saturday morning when she finds a trail of my clothing stretching from the front door to the bedside ... Usually via the bathroom ... Can't understand this 'cos all she has to do is pick them up and put them in the laundry basket.
Ninth worst is my Wife when she mentions the toilet seat being left up ... I go more than she does , so I should get the vote on this.
Tenth worst is my Wife , for no particular reason.
p.s. When you get to my age (72) you actually wish you could hear your torch whine ! ... That would at least be a different sort of whine !
p.p.s. When I say "Wife" , I include all of them (mine) ... I suppose that it is part of the make-up of a Wife ... Strangely , girlfriends aren't like this till they become Wives ... I think that the tollerance gene is programmed to alter after marriage.
Must be the Wife 'cos I've never changed.
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