yo momma's so dumb...

[Rothrandir]

yo momma\'s so dumb...

yo momma's so dumb, she bought a maglite

yo momma's so dumb, she bought a fliklight, and didn't even realize it was a flashlight until she started using it

yo momma's so dumb, she tried to buy a mclux at mcdonalds

yo momma's so dumb, she modded a surefire to use a maglite bulb

yo momma's so dumb, she thought the photon king was a keychain flashlight

yo momma's so dumb, she tried to convice cpfers that her "m3" flashlight was 800lumens

yo momma's so dumb, she traded her arc ls for a minimag

yo momma's so dumb, she changed her arc aaa battery 9feet under water

yo momma's so dumb, she sent her l4 in for replacement because it wasn't orange like her maglite

yo momma's so dumb, she said "wow, is that a maglite?!" to a cpfer using his tigerlight

yo momma's so dumb, she doesn't even own a flashlight

yo momma's so dumb, she accused al of being "anti-surefire"

yo momma's so dumb, she tried to buy a rueben from the sandwhich shop


some of these things have acctually been done by cpfers and/or myself, hopefully noone takes offense /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[hawkhkg11]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

Interesting lack of capitalization and end punctuation... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[BlindedByTheLite]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

y'momma so dumb, she called NASA looking for luxeon stars.

 

[Rothrandir]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

good one blind! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hawk, well my oh my, it seems i've forgetten to capitlize! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif
bad roth! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/twakfl.gif

 

[McGizmo]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

Hey Roth, I was going for a turkey on rye! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

yo momma's so dumb, she asked the hardware store clerk for a light with good throw and came back with one that you drop

 

[LukeK]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

[ QUOTE ]
Rothrandir said:
hawk, well my oh my, it seems i've forgetten to capitlize! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif
bad roth!

[/ QUOTE ]

Roth: since when do you conform to the grammatical laws of the English language? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Rothrandir]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

never, apparently /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Mark_Larson]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

[ QUOTE ]
yo momma's so dumb, she thought the photon king was a keychain flashlight

[/ QUOTE ]

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[Rothrandir]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

hey mark, it's ok.
i've done a thing or two on that list as well /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon15.gif

 

[Double_A]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

I love that! That is so funny! Great job to all that contributed!

GregR

 

[JackBlades]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

Yo momma's so ugly you sold off your stash of 123's and moved into the closet.

Yo momma's so dumb her car broke down and she sent for ARC AAA.

Yo momma's so fat putting on jeans is like stuffing a mini-mag with D cells.

 

[Rothrandir]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

[ QUOTE ]
JackBlades said:
...Yo momma's so dumb her car broke down and she sent for ARC AAA...

[/ QUOTE ]

i was thinking along the same lines, but couldn't quite find a good way to put it. nice job! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Chris M.]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

Am I the only one who finds this mildly offensive?

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[Rothrandir]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

huh? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[DrJ]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

.

 

[Chris M.]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

Maybe I just don`t get American schoolboy humor. Forget it.

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[Rothrandir]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

well "you momma" jokes aren't really my specialty either, but i thought they fit quite well into our flashaholic obession.
i'd be interested in hearing exactly what you found offensive...

 

[shiftd]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

maybe sayin' someone's mom is dumb is the one being abusive?
personally, i found this not fitting into our flashlight context. Why choose MOM? why don't choose something else, like

yo's sheep is so dumb [bla bla bla...]

just MHO

 

[Rothrandir]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

shifty, "you momma's so dumb..." is a whole catagory of jokes, just like "you mommas so fat..." and blonde jokes. no offense is intended.

try doing a google search for "you momma's so dumb" and you'll find thousands of jokes with that intro.

 

[shiftd]

Re: you momma\'s so dumb...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

well, if that is the case, /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon3.gif

i still don't understand the essence of this joke though. But that is a whole different subject matter, i guess.