Since the link in the first post will expire, leaving a dead link, and the link in the 2nd post removed, it leaves a thread of little meaning. It's closed.
Checking a little deeper, it appears the link may be good longer than a day.
We'll open it back up, since it may still have life.
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight" he asked. "That depends," the guide replied. "on how fast you carry the flashlight. "