A few puns

I hear this new cemetry is very popular. People are just dying to get in.

One day a man went to see the Mozart's tomb.
When he got there, the tomb was open and Mozart was sitting there tearing up pieces of paper.
The men asked: "What are you doing with all of your great works of music?"
Mozart repied, "I'm decomposing!".

I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.

A termite walked into a bar and said "Is the bar tender here?"

Twins were seperated at birth. Juan grew up in San Jose, Amal grew up in Bagdad. Juan's adopted parents, the Smythes, did not know that he had a brother till they got a call from the hospital. Amal needed a kidney transplant. Juan and his father flew to Bagdad for the operation. Mr Smythe called his wife after the operation.

"How's he doing?" asked Mrs Smythe.
"He'll recover", replied Mr Smythe.
Are they really twins?" she queried.

"well", he said with a shrug. "You've seen Juan? You've seen Amal."

Daniel (Sorry)