As far as cheap therapy goes . . .
I once had a highly respected, semi-retired, psychiatrist go off on me because I was doing my job changing the video surveillance tapes promptly at 8:30am. She was upset beyond belief that I wasn't by the front door to open it when she returned after walking her pocket-sized poodle. Even went so far as to tell me I should wait for her to come back before (basically) doing the main aspect of my job. I used a bit of psychology, and pointed out that if she wished to complain to my supervisor she'd basically be complaining that I did my job properly when I was supposed to. (Instead of waiting around for her to return whenever she felt like it, and I had no clue when that would be.) She calmed down after that. I think she realized how ridiculously she was behaving, at least a little.
Now I recall she still had at least two patients she was still seeing. Patients tossing large sums at her to help with their problems. Had they seen the manner in which she was behaving, they'd demand their money back after all these years of seeing her. And I know it's been years because she mentioned it to everyone around her.
That particular memory makes me smile every time because the situation was just so silly. Her Diva impersonation was quite good.
Main point: Therapists are normal folks who are sometimes in need of a therapist themselves, and a much better one than their patients see. Plus, we won't simply reflect a question you have back onto you.