The 5.75 Nautical Mile Flash(lite) - 300 Lumens! 40 times brighter than common flashlights!!!

[wweiss]

The only way those lights will shine 5.75 miles is if you shoot them out some sort of gun or cannon while turned on or mount them to a drone.

Cannon - shoot them out of a cannon. Definitely.

 

[wweiss]

By the way, a great selling point is the 100,000hr lifetime LED. If you buy this when you're 20, you have to live to 111 to get your full value. Buy this light and it nearly guarantees immortality!

 

[hamhanded]

Sure, it's bad, but don't you remember when all the bad lights were worse?

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

By the way, a great selling point is the 100,000hr lifetime LED. If you buy this when you're 20, you have to live to 111 to get your full value. Buy this light and it nearly guarantees immortality!

Sounds like a curse to me.

 

[DoctorMemory]

From the Sharper Image catalogue.

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