- Aug 11, 2003
i hurt my self playing air guitar
In the last 6 years, I’ve seen two endocrinologists, two neurologists, a functional medicine doctor, an eye doctor, 2 therapists, a psychiatrist, a gastroenterologist, a urologist, plus my primary physician. They are still discovering moreYou know you've gotten old when you have a different doctor for each organ.
Too late. I found I had most symptoms of most diseases, other than ovarian cancer and ectopic pregnancy (I’m a guy). My doctors have confirmed about a dozen conditions and diseases so far. What I couldn’t find on web md was why I’m still alive, what causes me to sweat profusely out of only one armpit, makes me tear up for no reason, makes earwax launch out of my ears, causes my neck muscles to tighten up strangling me, causes muscle atrophy, caused my feet to shrink three sizes, caused full sized breasts to grow in a month, and causes most of the neurological symptoms of ALS. Other than that, I’m doing great.Well don’t do what I did.I went on web md to input my symptoms and within 5 minutes was checking prices on burial caskets. 😁