god im so old

ampdude

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The firmware in my wireless modem lets me turn off the LED's. Now that I think about it, I've never checked on my cable modem.
 

Hooked on Fenix

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One of my martial arts students asked me if it was scary being an adult. I told him, “You know you’re an adult when you start falling apart and you realize that the world is too.”
 

thermal guy

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5 years ago I fell out of a tree while trying to take a video of a palliated woodpecker. Broke every ugly branch on the way down and my ankle when I landed. If I did that now I’d be a pile of skin and bones at the base of the tree😁 ya getting old sucks.
 

Hooked on Fenix

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You know you've gotten old when you have a different doctor for each organ.
In the last 6 years, I’ve seen two endocrinologists, two neurologists, a functional medicine doctor, an eye doctor, 2 therapists, a psychiatrist, a gastroenterologist, a urologist, plus my primary physician. They are still discovering more
things wrong with me.
 

Hooked on Fenix

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Well don’t do what I did.I went on web md to input my symptoms and within 5 minutes was checking prices on burial caskets. 😁
Too late. I found I had most symptoms of most diseases, other than ovarian cancer and ectopic pregnancy (I’m a guy). My doctors have confirmed about a dozen conditions and diseases so far. What I couldn’t find on web md was why I’m still alive, what causes me to sweat profusely out of only one armpit, makes me tear up for no reason, makes earwax launch out of my ears, causes my neck muscles to tighten up strangling me, causes muscle atrophy, caused my feet to shrink three sizes, caused full sized breasts to grow in a month, and causes most of the neurological symptoms of ALS. Other than that, I’m doing great.
 

pumps

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Hey getting old beats the alternative! The long dirt nap.
Mentally I think I'm still young but I'm starting to feel like the Tin Man sometimes.
 
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