god im so old

[raggie33]

i hurt my self playing air guitar

 

[richbuff]

My favorite air guitar song is "Heartbreaker" Led Zeppelin. What song were you playing? Did you get blisters on your fingers?

 

[ironhorse]

Wait until you hurt yourself sleeping.
I've gone to bed feeling fine and woke up feeling like I fell down the stairs.

 

[scout24]

The more years go by the more true this becomes...

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

Wait until you hurt yourself sleeping.
I've gone to bed feeling fine and woke up feeling like I fell down the stairs.

You know you're getting old when you start sleeping wrong.
- Jerry Seinfeld

 

[ampdude]

The firmware in my wireless modem lets me turn off the LED's. Now that I think about it, I've never checked on my cable modem.

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

One of my martial arts students asked me if it was scary being an adult. I told him, "You know you're an adult when you start falling apart and you realize that the world is too."

 

[chip100t]

You know you're getting old when you start sleeping wrong.
- Jerry Seinfeld

I had a friend who twisted his testicles getting out of bed. He had to go to hospital to have them untwisted.

he said it smarted a bit.

 

[PhotonWrangler]

It's funny how the body doesn't always warn you during the moment that you're overextending yourself. It waits until hours later or even the next day before it says "Yeah, you shouldn't have done that."

 

[thermal guy]

5 years ago I fell out of a tree while trying to take a video of a palliated woodpecker. Broke every ugly branch on the way down and my ankle when I landed. If I did that now I'd be a pile of skin and bones at the base of the tree😁 ya getting old sucks.

 

[AstroTurf]

I had a friend who twisted his testicles getting out of bed. He had to go to hospital to have them untwisted.

he said it smarted a bit.

Ouch, that would make me testy…

 

[bykfixer]

You know you've gotten old when you have a different doctor for each organ.

Or you have to have plan b in place when you set on the floor.

 

[richbuff]

You know you've gotten old when you have a different doctor for each organ.

Or you have to have plan b in place when you set on the floor.

My dad has two kidney doctors: A urologist and a nephrologist.

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

You know you've gotten old when you have a different doctor for each organ.

In the last 6 years, I've seen two endocrinologists, two neurologists, a functional medicine doctor, an eye doctor, 2 therapists, a psychiatrist, a gastroenterologist, a urologist, plus my primary physician. They are still discovering more
things wrong with me.

 

[thermal guy]

Well don't do what I did.I went on web md to input my symptoms and within 5 minutes was checking prices on burial caskets. 😁

 

[Hooked on Fenix]

Well don't do what I did.I went on web md to input my symptoms and within 5 minutes was checking prices on burial caskets. 😁

Too late. I found I had most symptoms of most diseases, other than ovarian cancer and ectopic pregnancy (I'm a guy). My doctors have confirmed about a dozen conditions and diseases so far. What I couldn't find on web md was why I'm still alive, what causes me to sweat profusely out of only one armpit, makes me tear up for no reason, makes earwax launch out of my ears, causes my neck muscles to tighten up strangling me, causes muscle atrophy, caused my feet to shrink three sizes, caused full sized breasts to grow in a month, and causes most of the neurological symptoms of ALS. Other than that, I'm doing great.

 

[thermal guy]

 

[pumps]

Hey getting old beats the alternative! The long dirt nap.
Mentally I think I'm still young but I'm starting to feel like the Tin Man sometimes.

 

[bykfixer]

Trouble with being dead is it lasts so long.

 

[PhotonWrangler]

The bad news is that everything gets creaky and hurts more. The good news is that you develop more appreciation for small physical accomplishments.