Isn't it strange how Women get annoyed so easily ... My Wife seems to do a lot of "Tut-Tutting" or coughing loudly or rolling her eyes when apologising to people ... On good days , she just sort of walks away from me to hide or to pretend to look at something at the far side of the shop.
I am sure that shops deliberately use low levels of lighting that just force shoppers (such as me) to use a torch ... Unfortunately , the previous torch used to occasionally come on in the strobe mode ... This mode seemed to act as an accelerator to the speed at which she moved away from me ... I now use an iTP A2 which comes on in the low mode but she still seems to be hyper-sensitive to any movement towards my top pocket.
There have been occasions when a salesperson or another customer says "if only we had a torch" ... This also causes my Wife , Daughters and Grandaughters to vanish in every direction ... Strangely , my young Grandsons grin and say "Go On Grandad" which leads to the inevitable instant (though casual looking) production of the EDC torch.
When people see the tiny size (of the torch) and the three modes of the iTP A2 , I can be questioned about the price and amazing value of the torch etc (by the men) for ages ... It becomes a sort of discussion group of men only ... The Women just stare at each other and shrug their shoulders ... I have yet to find a Woman in the group of torch enthousiasts ... Usually after a few minutes some one will mention the reason why a torch was requested and the group watches whilst the object is lit at three different levels of illumination ... At this point in time the associated women (but not mine) come to see the newly illuminated item , usually having to push there way past the men ... Eventually my Grandsons and myself walk away having done our bit ... I am a hero to the boys and they try to tell the girls (when we eventually find them) about the event ... This falls on deaf ears as I am glared at by female relatives ... So , it must be a boy thing !
I have bought all my relatives at least one torch ... The Men carry them and the Women either leave them in their cars or they are left in a drawer somewhere at home.
My Wife is so lucky (as I keep telling her) ... We have torches in virtually every room in the house plus two in the car and of course my trusty EDC ... I just wish that the girls would appreciate my enlightening attitude.
p.s. I am a boy of 72.
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