LOL
The point of these Guinness Records is NEVER practicality.
Look at the OTHER records, the world's largest pancake, the world's largest cookie, etc. NO ONE would ever buy one of these things as a product, its just for show, a publicity event/promotional opportunity.
Its like looking at the worlds largest cookie, and saying if it won't fit into your glass of milk its not really a cookie.
OF COURSE its not really a cookie, its a giant thing made to look like an enormous cookie.
All the records for this sort of thing are like that, its SUPPOSED to be a scaled up version of a "real one".
So, of course, until they make it able to be held and aimed/operated with one hand, have a 2 lumen low setting, maintain the high setting's power, provide a neutral tint and a pocket clip, I'm not interested in it, OR that 1 acre cookie.