Re: Military Aircraft, Gotta love e\'m
Yup, I`ll buy a copy of Diesel Dave`s book when it comes out, great stuff Dave, thanks
Kiessling, the SR71 at Duxford, think it may be only public display one outside U.S., is on the deck and you can walk around and touch it, don`t think anyones going to allow anyone into the cockpit of one though.
Now if could just get some of that radar absorbent paint for my bike.....
East Fortune Air Museum down the road from here,lets people into the cockpits of some of its aircraft on open days. Realised a lifetime ambition and got into the Vulcan there, didn`t have a darn camera with me though.
These ones have been around a while but good for a chuckle.
P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs are currently on backorder.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 fpm (feet per minute)descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with all the words.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
Adam