Pool - when will Darell hit 2000 posts?

[Bushman]

But Babe was big wasn't she?

 

[Darell]

It is what's inside that counts. Not what you wallow in.

 

[Darell]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geepondy:
I'll still wait until I'm married to admit to such a thing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You're a wise man. "Hey baby, wanna see my flashlight?" has yet to work for me...

 

[Darell]

2. I carry large flashlights in my front pocket.

 

[McGizmo]

For balance?

 

[Darell]

For the same reason that businesses of yore used facades.

Balance? You have a picture of my big ol' butt somewhere that you're not telling me about? Oh! You must be implying that I'm lacking, uh, batteries or something....

 

[Tater Rocket]

I don't think he is implying you are LACKING anything, but rather... you are full of..... useful info. Yeah, that's it....useful info *wink*.

Hehe, you know you've got it bad when somebody who isn't yet 18 (another month and a week to go....can't wait) is ripping on you. It's out of love Darrel ;-) (not THAT kind of love... put your flashlight back)

Spud

 

[McGizmo]

Tater may be on to something but I was assuming that maybe you put a Mag 6D in one front pocket for an even keel; port to starboard balance as it were.

Sorry, that's right, I believe you mentioned that your EDC was an ARC AAA...... sorry almost went there.

I'm sorry that Graham couldn't get here to pull us out of this nose dive. I've got a parachute and I'm out of here.

 

[txwest]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darell:
"Hey baby, wanna see my flashlight?" has yet to work for me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I don't know. If you could work in something about going somewhere that's dark.....then tell her about your 6D mag in your pocket. Who knows, it could work out.

TX

BTW, Graham, you started this thread. Are you throughly ashamed of youself yet. You just can't get some people started on a thread like this....

 

[geepondy]

Darell,

Now don't be insulted....I just turned 39 and am already fighting a cataract so it may be my vision...but...is that you in both pictures or is that someone else petting you?

 

[Graham]

Yeah yeah, I'm here..man, I miss all the good stuff. Well, best get stuck in..

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darell:
But really, there is NO humor going on here.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's right, folks. Nothing to see here. Move along.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
Say, isn't Kobe a porn star? Graham? What do you know about this new development?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, Kobe is a porn star in the US.That makes perfect sense. Do I detect a hopeful tone to Darell's voice? Get your mind back up into the gutter where it belongs! Kobe in Japan, however is somewhat different...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
1. I'm a *major* babe magnet.
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That would be a rare-earth babe magnet, yes?

Graham

 

[Graham]

Hmm, not sure I want to think about what Darell keeps in his front pockets. Some of the worlds secrets are not meant to be known by us mortals.

By the way, I see no one noticed that the picture posted was of the inside of the Arc Cave, secret hideout of portable illumination device duo Arcman and Flashboy.

"Look Arcman, its our arch-nemesis, the Battery Discharger!"

"Careful, Flashboy. He has a 4-pack of fresh CR123s there, and a low value resistor"

"Holy broken maglite bulb, Arcman. What can we do?"

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode. Same Arc-time, same Arc-channel.

or maybe I'm just making this all up..

Graham

 

[Darell]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by McGizmo:
Sorry, that's right, I believe you mentioned that your EDC was an ARC AAA...... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh the humanity! To think anybody could sully my Arc CPF that way! I'll never be able to look at it the same way again

I am willing to give credit where credit is due. So... Doh! - ya got me good!

I think I'm gonna continue contemplating *my* version of Kobe, if you don't mind.

 

[Darell]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geepondy:
is that you in both pictures or is that someone else petting you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, uh, yes. Yes it is me, the Arc/Cow/god thing in both pictures. And yes it is somebody else petting me in the Arc Cave, apparently.

 

[Graham]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by txwest:
BTW, Graham, you started this thread. Are you throughly ashamed of youself yet. You just can't get some people started on a thread like this....

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me? Ashamed? Hey, I started this one with a perfectly decent intention - to rag on Darell about how many posts he has. You guys are the ones dragging it down(hmm, wasn't sure if that was possible)

. Where are those moderators when you need them to keep things on track..
Hang on, Darell is one..oh..well, never mind.

Graham

 

[Darell]

Hey! No more of those "Darell can't moderate his way out of a paper bag" cracks. It just so happens that I signed up for the Cafe because I figure there CAN'T be such a thing as an off-topic Cafe post. I get to be moderator, and don't need to do anything. On top of that, Jahn rules the place with an iron hand, so again, I don't have to do anything. No effort, and all the glory. What could be better?

I'm off to bed, so you won't have Darell to kick around again until the morning. And after Friday (I use the day of the week since "tomorrow" won't mean much to Graham because it'll simply be "today" for him) I'll just disappear for a week or so...

 

[McGizmo]

Wow,
I had no idea! What a list Darell came up with:
1) Babe magnet
2) caries flashlights in his pockets

Even more amazing, he may not be through with the list yet!!!!

 

[Graham]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darell:
I get to be moderator, and don't need to do anything. On top of that, Jahn rules the place with an iron hand, so again, I don't have to do anything. No effort, and all the glory. What could be better?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

All right, I'll admit it - I'm really just jealous of that 'moderator' tag next to your name. But my membership number is higher than yours(just..). Nyah nyah.

Graham

 

[McGizmo]

At this point, a CPF group buy on waders is called for. Darrel, speed it up! Where's the list and where the hell is Graham??

Bushman keep Darrel going. Reinforcements are on the way......

 

[Darell]

Give poor Graham a break. He's just about to wake up on FRIDAY. Somehow, the Japanese even make it to the weekends before us! Some people have all the luck.

Sorry that I haven't checked back here in several minutes. I was off posting on OTHER boards, and taking abuse from OTHER members who think I talk too much. You guys need to wait your turn.

Of course I was also off railing on some unsuspecting automotive magazine editor who was trashing EVs. Wanna **** me off? Try taking my EV away. Or at least try to convince me that it isn't a viable form of transportation. Ooo! Or tell me that it pollutes as much as an internal combustion car, but just in somebody else's back yard. Whoa. Better stop. I've got that blood-pressure thing to remember.

moooo.