👆It's also worth stating- The woman never found a pair of pants she wanted.
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Or she bought a pair, took them home, and then returned them. I have seen that happen many, many times in our house.
Truth.
But the man still had to carry the 15 boxes with different pairs of shoes she bought, that she promised she would not get before they went in.
Or in Skyrim:
Woman, 11 PM: "Honey, come to bed."
Man: "Just another 5 minutes!"
[Goes to bed 4 hours later]
Is that before or after she asked you the following question:
"Does these make me look fat?"
Because that is a trick question! You are NOT supposed to answer that!
Just deflect if you can, or you'll need SERE training if you actually answered. Particularly the Survival part.
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"Do these pants make me look fat?
"Dad said It's not the pants, Mom."
"Dad said It's not the pants, Mom."
Ooof, sounds like the verbal equivalent of russian roulette!
...Except it's with a pistol, and not a revolver.
My urologist has a sign on his office wall - We love it when you leave the tip.
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
That was an effective ad!
Definitely! I always keep one of those pens in my work-bag.
Just used it three days ago on the job.
Toulouse42
Enlightened
How do you confuse a moron.
Because it has no pockets!
Because it has no pockets!
Wile E. ups his game -
Not sure why he's wearing Night Vision goggles in broad daylight though.
Those are targeting goggles for the laser-guided ACME BOMB.Not sure why he's wearing Night Vision goggles in broad daylight though.
