So last night, I'm sitting in my car, waiting until the last minute to relieve the guy working 2nd shift. Normally, I don't do such things. But, I did what I do with all new guys.... tried to help him out when another co-worker was being lazy as Hell. I warned the new guy not to let the other security officer get away with such nonsense because if he did, then he'd get in trouble for it. He didn't listen. Guess what happened. So after getting called into the office, the new guy blamed me for it and started behaving like an ***.
Okay.... It's one thing to be ungrateful. But this guy went beyond ungrateful. Picture a village idiot but with an attitude and full of himself as though he's better than everyone else. Oh hell no! In over 40 years of Life on this giant rock, I have never met anyone more completely worthless than this guy. And I've lived in NYC practically my entire life. So yeah, that's saying a lot. So even if I show up early, I make him wait til practically the last minute before relieving him. Well, while enjoying some tunes in my car, I feel an itch on my neck. Go to scratch it, and what feels like a round bug comes off in my fingers. I fling it onto the passenger's side seat, and grab my Bushnell 2AAA penlight that's clipped to my pants pocket. One mode, full-on flood. Nothing. I soon spot a tiny green bug near my cup holders. But definitely not the same one. I searched, but never found that round bugger anywhere.
Got the Bushnell from Wal-Mart. Not the biggest fan of that place. But the Bushnell 2AAA light has never let me down. I just like it, despite owning other, much more expensive, LED penlights.