When are we going to be acknowledge?

[FlashSpyJ]

I had a thought just now...
Im sitting here watching "P2" (its a horros flick I think) and I thought to my selves "when are we flashaholics going to be acknowledge?"
I mean there must be a couple of us out there right? And In every horror flick I have ever seen, not even one of the "victims" have been a flashaholic! Does bad things only happen to people that are not prepared?

Its a classic when the victim are where ever they are and the lights go out! I mean I would have whopped out my flashlight faster than...
And If I would have been an American citizen (and had license to carry a gun on me at all time I DEFINITELY would have!) I would have had my gun locked and ready to rumble!
I mean most of the "victims" in the movies take their mobile phones out to light the area with... I guess that one or two are gasping with me when that happens...

So "when" are there going to be a movie with a true flashaholic in a horror movie that can make the situation more "realistic" (to us at least ) and dont get us all upset about them not having a flashlight on them?! I mean to me at least it is strange NOT having a light on you at all time!

 

[arioch]

Darkness Falls ... lead character is a flashoholic. Movie wasn't that good, but you know ... flashlights and all.

Does have that "light goes off at the worst possible time" phenomenon, though ...

 

[StarHalo]

A realistic flashaholic horror movie would involve all the hapless innocents being killed/slaughtered/eaten with the sole exception of the flashaholic, who whips out his/her EDC on strobe mode and scares away the madman/creature/alien.