R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield

One of the "classic kings of comedy", Rodney Dangerfield has passed away.

Article here.

He will be missed, but his comedy will live on!

no he hasnt nah man this stinks i liked him so much i cant belive he would go .he was so funny in back to scjool he is a melon

And he still didn't get any respect I tell ya

i luvd his blatant ignorance and up-frontness

He spoke to me because I don't get no respect either.

Wow, the man really was an institution in comedy. RIP.
daloosh

Very sad news. His official website doesn't have it up yet, but has a quote from when he was heading into the hospital that's very funny. He was a comedian to the core. It's a good website and gives a bio that I interpreted as his having had not a very easy life. RIP.

If Rodney could say something,
"So NOW I get some respect!"
A genuine classic...I'll miss him.

So many good one-liners. One after another, bam, bam, bam!

You never had to wait long for a laugh with Rodney.

He was a funny guy who gave me and my friends a lot of laughs. RIP.


Al: Hey, when I was your age, I used to lug blocks of ice up 5, 6 flights of stairs.

D'anunzio(?): Yeah? So what?

Al: So what? Let's dance! <cranking up "Anyway you want it" from his golf bag>

its time to watch caddy shack rofl at his golg bag with a stereo and his dance

heard about it on the news yesterday. He was a classic.

Sad news... he will be missed!

Dave

I was an ugly baby, when I was born the doctors slapped my mother.

I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy....I'd have nothing to play with.

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I was such an ugly kid........When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

I'm so ugly...My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father........ I'm very sorry....... We did everything we could......But he pulled through.

I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness....... AFTER I was born.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him .... "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said. "I don't know, kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

He said:

I'll never forget the first time I had sex. I was so nervous...so afraid...I was all alone.

He was a classic.
Is it true that he didnt start the "no respect" act until he was 40?