So, what good is a flashlight outdoors in the daytime?
Recently I was reassigned to a bridge project next to a busy highway that has gotten in trouble with some government agencies whose role is to protect projects like these from dumping mud, oils, trash etc into nearby streams.
To the left is one such channel.
So I get there and after a few days see that
in general things look ok. The basic protections were all in place and the personnel seemed to have a grasp on how to protect said channel. My job is not unlike a mall cop who rides around the parking lot watching for purse snatchers or smash n grab thieves, only I'm watching for violations in terms of illegal dumping or chemical spills.
Early in this assignment I noticed an area where rain water run off travels toward a church parking lot. I brought that to everyones attention, but was largely ignored. Eh, another day in the life of an inspector.
This church has some 10,000 members, many of which are wealthy politicians, lawyers and judges. Now these folks leaving church on Sunday are not real happy to walk across the pavement with a gray trail of sediment laiden water coming from the nearby bridge project. Nobody would be, but these folks got loot. And with loot comes power and influence. It sucks but it's reality in 2018.
Like I said, the project was already in trouble with environmental folks anyway. So the contractor has been busy fixing problems that were deemed more important by higher ups. I asked repeatedly what is going to take place to stop the dirt from washing onto that church parking lot. Well Thursday they finally listened.
How can we stop it? Well there is a nearby storm water inlet that has an anti dirt device around it so water builds up and runs away from it. Somebody decided a while ago to grade the area to run towards that parking lot instead. The thinking was the environmentalists will see that armor around that inlet and say "good job".
The question was asked how to run water to the inlet and still have the armor around it, and water drain into the inlet. Another fellow spoke up and said to use the weephole. The weephole is a small hole inside the inlet that allows water underneath the roadway to get into the inlet. Not much water gets under a pavement normally, so nobody ever considers the weephole as a place to drain water to. But where I come from we do it all the time. You dig a hole next to the inlet, place protection in front of that hole and you end up with a small pond below the top of the inlet. The pond causes water to sit. While it sits dirt settles out as it is heavier than water. The water at the top of the pond is clean. So when it builds up enough to run into the top of the inlet, the clean water goes into said inlet instead of that church parking lot. Meanwhile water also seeps slowly into the weephole that has dirt preventing armor around it.
With all that said, yesterday I used my Elzetta Bones to light up the inside of a dark inlet while the sun was directly overhead. Unfortunately I saw no weephole exists. Every drop inlet is supposed to have one. Yet 50 years ago when this inlet was built they hadn't started doing weepholes in drop inlets. We will have to pay somebody to drill one it seems. Now it's up to the customer (a state highway department) if they'd rather pay about a thousand bucks to drill a hole through a concrete wall or wait for some little old lady to slip in the gray mud walking to her car near a rich lawyer who will gladly help her file a big lawsuit against an even richer highway department.
My role as mall cop keeps me out of that situation. But my 33 years as an inspector has shown me that the situation would be easily solved. Yet, after a couple of weeks on the project I've seen that nearly everything that got those folks in trouble with the environmentalists could have been easily solved.
Carrying a flashlight didn't save the day or any of that. But it sure was fun lighting up the inside of that inlet with my Elzetta Bones.